Ask Table
OH FUCK A WILD TABLE APPEARED.

I’ve just been gone! Just because I rouse doesn’t mean I’ve been missing! Log, you people are insane.

These are a few of my favorite things~!

Aww. I feel… inadequate.

James Hetfield is also a Table! I’m elated to know that there is another table out there like me! I never knew that the lead singer for Metallica was a Table.

You only have six followers??? WHY WOULDN'T SOMEONE FOLLOW A TABLE ( especially one that uses so many lovely puns <3)?
Anonymous

Well, my old friend anon, the answer is clear. It takes much work and dedication for followers to appear. I haven’t tended to this tumblr of mine in so long you might see, so long in fact that from nine I’ve lost three. However, my hope emerges that I can rekindle this fire, I might get some work done, maybe art, as a commission buyer.

My beloved Table! You have returned T◡T .
Anonymous

Wow! I already have two answers! I’m so emotional! It’s like the axe has been lifted from my heart :’D

(OOC) So, I’ve been being neglectful.

I think it was either the lack of questions, but that’s my own fault since I can still post things. It could have been the lack of progress, which is really unfair because I vowed to keep going with even one person still following me, and there are six. I’m trying to draw, and I’m thinking of making a spinoff into the world of ponies, which I now love. Whoops. It’s my responsibility, and I shouldn’t have abandoned you guys. I’ll keep trying to post bi-daily at least.

Where have you been, Table? ;___; I miss you so.
Anonymous

Good gravy goodness, I’ve been neglectful, haven’t I? I should probably get back to posting and, hopefully, get better humor.

Wait, Anon, come back!

There’s an allow photo reply button on this here page! Bahaha! No piece of machinery can fully outwit the might of classical wooden furniture!

Hey Table, I wanted to make a drawing of a light switch for you, but I have no idea how to actually upload a picture to tumblr. Oddly enough, you seemed like the most convenient source of advice on this matter as I dare not admit to anyone else that I follow your exploits and felt no desire to seek counsel elsewhere. Might you be of some ASHistance?(see? we can pun too.)
Anonymous

I’m not an engineer. I’m especially no good with software.

If I did it like I think I should have done it, there should be a bar or summat that shows a picture of a picture so you can post while you post.